"If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."
Al CaponeA lesson to learn from this...
Tell this to someone today for a laugh...
"A joke is a very serious thing."
Winston ChurchillA lesson to learn from this...
Not all jokes are meant to be laughed at...
"A greedy man and an angry woman have never lived prosperously."
RajinikanthA lesson to learn from this...
A funny look at marriage between odd couples...
"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
Al CaponeA lesson to learn from this...
Too bad we all can't follow this advice...
"You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head."
Marge SimpsonA lesson to learn from this...
A funny but true quote from the Simpsons about listening to your heart :)
"Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all."
Johnny DeppA lesson to learn from this...
Be a pirate; a rebel; forever fighting for what you believe in.
"Mamma always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get."
Tom HanksA lesson to learn from this...
Life; you never know what you're going to get.
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else."
Winston ChurchillA lesson to learn from this...
America has a bad reputation in many countries...
"No matter how good you are, there's always a million people better."
Homer SimpsonA lesson to learn from this...
A funny quote from the Simpsons about not caring :)
"No matter how good you are, there's always a million people better."
Homer SimpsonA lesson to learn from this...
