"You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"A man’s true character comes out when he is drunk."

"Cats and very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat, you go, "Cat, come here." He doesn't come to you unless you have something in your hand that he things might be food. They're very free animals and I like that."

"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog."

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."

"The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization."

"In war, you can only be killed once. But in politics, many times."

"Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class."

"A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen."

"A good speech should be like a woman's skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest."