Stories tagged humour

"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it."

"No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government expect all those other forms that have been tried from time to time."

"In war, you can only be killed once. But in politics, many times."

"Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class."

"I want to be like Gandhi, and Martin Luther King, and John Lennon... but I want to stay alive."

"I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all."

"If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love. I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."

"A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen."

"A good speech should be like a woman's skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest."

"Tact is the ability to tell someone go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."