"You know, Mrs. buckman, you need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to drive a car. Hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole to be a father. (From the movie Parenthood)"
Keanu ReevesA lesson to learn from this...
Anyone can be a Father... a funny look at this fact...
"Try to be wrong once in a while, it'll do my ego good. (From the movie Sweet November)"
Keanu ReevesA lesson to learn from this...
Say this to your woman and woo her...
"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."
Homer SimpsonA lesson to learn from this...
A funny quote from the Simpsons about not caring :)
"We're all damaged in our own ways. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all somewhat screwy. Every single one of us."
Johnny DeppA lesson to learn from this...
We are all damaged... this is what makes us unique and perfect.
"Sleep is the best meditation."
Dalai LamaA lesson to learn from this...
Don't underestimate the power of sleep. It prepares you for your next battle in life.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
Abraham LincolnA lesson to learn from this...
Silence is a sign of intelligence, always remember that...
"The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization."
Sigmund FreudA lesson to learn from this...
Was this how civilization was formed? A funny perspective...
"Those who do not read the news are uninformed. Those that do are misinformed."
Mark TwainA lesson to learn from this...
Do not be a slave to television and mainstream media, they are just trying to get your attention so they can sell you advertising!
"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race."
H G WellsA lesson to learn from this...
