Stories tagged humour

"The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization."
Sigmund Freud
A lesson to learn from this...

Was this how civilization was formed? A funny perspective...



"Mamma always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get."
Tom Hanks
A lesson to learn from this...

Life; you never know what you're going to get.


"Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all."
Johnny Depp
A lesson to learn from this...

Be a pirate; a rebel; forever fighting for what you believe in.



"I have found little that is ‘good’ about human beings on the whole. In my experience most of them are trash, no matter whether they publicly subscribe to this or that ethical doctrine or to none at all. That is something that you cannot say aloud, or perhaps even think."
Sigmund Freud
A lesson to learn from this...

We can all relate to this, there are many humans who fall into the category of trash...


"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
Al Capone
A lesson to learn from this...

Too bad we all can't follow this advice...


"No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government expect all those other forms that have been tried from time to time."
Winston Churchill
A lesson to learn from this...

Democracy has it's critics, and rightfully so, but it should not be dismissed as the only problem.


"If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love. I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."
Johnny Depp
A lesson to learn from this...

Most of us would kill to protect our loved ones!


"A good speech should be like a woman's skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest."
Winston Churchill
A lesson to learn from this...

A funny (and true) perspective on speeches.


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