"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim CarreyA lesson to learn from this...
A funny look at what woman really think of men :)
"The human world... It's a mess. (From The Little Mermaid)"
Cartoon CharactersA lesson to learn from this...
The human race is capable of so much more, but right now it's a mess that needs fixing...
"A man’s true character comes out when he is drunk."
Charlie ChaplinA lesson to learn from this...
Do you enjoy a drink? Keep in mind that there are people observing your behaviour waiting to see what you are really made of :)
"If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack."
Winston ChurchillA lesson to learn from this...
Be passionate and persistent about the ideas you have, don't take 'no' for an answer.
"Cats and very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat, you go, "Cat, come here." He doesn't come to you unless you have something in your hand that he things might be food. They're very free animals and I like that."
Antonio BanderasA lesson to learn from this...
This one is for all the Cat lovers out there...
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses."
Henry FordA lesson to learn from this...
Innovators need to think outside the box...
"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."
Johnny DeppA lesson to learn from this...
For all those people out there who have kids, I'm sure you will relate to this...
"I have found little that is ‘good’ about human beings on the whole. In my experience most of them are trash, no matter whether they publicly subscribe to this or that ethical doctrine or to none at all. That is something that you cannot say aloud, or perhaps even think."
Sigmund FreudA lesson to learn from this...
We can all relate to this, there are many humans who fall into the category of trash...
"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog."
Mark TwainA lesson to learn from this...