Stories tagged humour



"If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack."
Winston Churchill
A lesson to learn from this...

Be passionate and persistent about the ideas you have, don't take 'no' for an answer.


A Man Walked Up To Elderly People And Asked For Their Best Advice

"Cats and very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat, you go, "Cat, come here." He doesn't come to you unless you have something in your hand that he things might be food. They're very free animals and I like that."
Antonio Banderas
A lesson to learn from this...

This one is for all the Cat lovers out there...


"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses."
Henry Ford
A lesson to learn from this...

Innovators need to think outside the box...


"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."
Johnny Depp
A lesson to learn from this...

For all those people out there who have kids, I'm sure you will relate to this...


"I have found little that is ‘good’ about human beings on the whole. In my experience most of them are trash, no matter whether they publicly subscribe to this or that ethical doctrine or to none at all. That is something that you cannot say aloud, or perhaps even think."
Sigmund Freud
A lesson to learn from this...

We can all relate to this, there are many humans who fall into the category of trash...



"You know, Mrs. buckman, you need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to drive a car. Hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole to be a father. (From the movie Parenthood)"
Keanu Reeves
A lesson to learn from this...

Anyone can be a Father... a funny look at this fact...


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