Stories tagged humour

"You know, Mrs. buckman, you need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to drive a car. Hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole to be a father. (From the movie Parenthood)"
Keanu Reeves
A lesson to learn from this...

Anyone can be a Father... a funny look at this fact...


"Mamma always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get."
Tom Hanks
A lesson to learn from this...

Life; you never know what you're going to get.


"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."
Johnny Depp
A lesson to learn from this...

For all those people out there who have kids, I'm sure you will relate to this...


A Man Walked Up To Elderly People And Asked For Their Best Advice


"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race."
H G Wells
A lesson to learn from this...

Technology does not need to consume our lives, the simple things matter.


"Tact is the ability to tell someone go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."
Winston Churchill
A lesson to learn from this...

Be able to communicate with tact, it is a very important skill to have.


"If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack."
Winston Churchill
A lesson to learn from this...

Be passionate and persistent about the ideas you have, don't take 'no' for an answer.


"The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization."
Sigmund Freud
A lesson to learn from this...

Was this how civilization was formed? A funny perspective...



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