Stories tagged fatherhood

"Enjoy the little things in life for one day you’ll look back and realize they were the big things."

"Piglet: How do you spell Love? Pooh: You don’t spell it, you feel it"

"Family is everything. Family comes first. It's not what I expected it to be, but nothing ever is."

"If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love. I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."

"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."

"You know, Mrs. buckman, you need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to drive a car. Hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole to be a father. (From the movie Parenthood)"

"Being a male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice."

"You know, all that really matters is that the people you love are happy and healthy. Everything else is just sprinkles on the sundae. "

"Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s the moments that take your breath away"

"Sometime the smallest things take up the most room in your heart"