Stories tagged fatherhood

"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."

"Enjoy the little things in life for one day you’ll look back and realize they were the big things."

"The most important thing in life are children. We see the real world in their eyes. "

"Family is everything. Family comes first. It's not what I expected it to be, but nothing ever is."

"You know, Mrs. buckman, you need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to drive a car. Hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole to be a father. (From the movie Parenthood)"

"Being a male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice."

"Sometime the smallest things take up the most room in your heart"

"If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love. I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."

"Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s the moments that take your breath away"

"Piglet: How do you spell Love? Pooh: You don’t spell it, you feel it"